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Gehn13
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Mr. Potato Head: How come you don't have a laser, Woody?

Woody: It's not a laser! It's a little light that blinks!

Hamm: What's wrong with him?

Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.

-Toy Story

[Rank: Funny]

 

Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,

[looks at Jack's sword]

Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.

Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

-Pirates of the Caribbean

[Rank: Funny]

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July 15, 2010 at 2:42 AM Flag Quote & Reply

DarkHeroX
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THIS IS SPARTA!!! - the spartan dude (300) [Rank: Funny] i never actually watched the movie so i dont know his name
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in soviet russia you dont fire torpedos torpedos fire you
July 16, 2010 at 8:55 PM Flag Quote & Reply

DarkHeroX
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RELEASE ME FROM THIS WRETCHED TOMB or i will haunt you forever i will hide your keys beneath the cushions of your upholstered furniture and never more will you be able to find socks that match - Murray (Curse of Monkey Island) [Rank: Funny]
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in soviet russia you dont fire torpedos torpedos fire you
July 17, 2010 at 1:32 PM Flag Quote & Reply

HEAT
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Posts: 14

What Country you from!

What?!

What! dosn't sound like any country I ever heard of, they speak english in what?

What?!

English Mother Fucker! Do you speak it?!

What?! 

Say what again! Say What Again! I dare you, I double dare you mother fucker say what one more goddamn time!

Now I'm gonna ask you one more time: what does Marcellus Wallace look like!

Well, he's black

Does he look like a Bitch!

What?!

*Boom*

[Rank: Funny]

[Pulp Fiction]

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All fear the patronizing wink ;)

July 21, 2010 at 9:05 AM Flag Quote & Reply

HEAT
Member
Posts: 14

What Country you from!

What?!

What! dosn't sound like any country I ever heard of, they speak english in what?

What?!

English Mother Fucker! Do you speak it?!

What?! 

Say what again! Say What Again! I dare you, I double dare you mother fucker say what one more goddamn time!

Now I'm gonna ask you one more time: what does Marcellus Wallace look like!

*Mumbling*

Does he look like a Bitch!

What?!

*Boom*

[Rank: Funny, Badass]


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All fear the patronizing wink ;)

July 21, 2010 at 9:17 AM Flag Quote & Reply

(TrueSith)LordPred
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Posts: 122

"But why is the rum gone?"

 

Jack Sparrow

July 21, 2010 at 5:25 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Soulwing
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Posts: 10

"DONT SHOOT THE SOULWING" Soulwing

July 23, 2010 at 5:24 AM Flag Quote & Reply

DarkHeroX
Member
Posts: 33

you know what we do to liars petey? we kick them in the balls hahaha - Gary (The Bully)


[Rank: Funny]

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in soviet russia you dont fire torpedos torpedos fire you
July 31, 2010 at 11:06 PM Flag Quote & Reply

LøŘпXèñÐø®
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Posts: 19

(trying to shoot a web): Go web. Fly. Up, up, and away web! Shazam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho!(Spider Man)



 

Davy Jones: You can do nothing without the key!

Jack Sparrow: I already have the key!

Davy Jones: [shows the key] No you don't.

Jack Sparrow: Oh, that key.

(Pirates of the caribbean At Worlds End)

 



Well, slap me thrice and hand me to me mama!                                                                     :Gibbs

(Pirates of the caribbean At Worlds End)

                                                                                  .                                                                        Ragetti: [of Davy Jones] So he wasn't always so... tentacley?

 

(Pirates of the caribbean at worlds end)



Faggot, Douche Bag. (Quoted From Xendor)



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"Fear... Fear attracts the Fearful,The Strong, The Weak, The Innocent, The Corrupt, Fear... Fear is my ally".

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August 1, 2010 at 5:35 AM Flag Quote & Reply

Diaz
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Posts: 8

Yippy-Ki-Yay Motherfucker
 awsome

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I do not dream I acheive.

August 8, 2010 at 8:47 PM Flag Quote & Reply

LordArbys
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"Well if droids could think there would be none of us here would there?" - Obi Wan Kenobi

September 8, 2010 at 7:49 PM Flag Quote & Reply

LordArbys
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"Some of the worst things immaginable were done with the best intentions" Dr. Allen Grant (Jurassic Park 3)

September 8, 2010 at 7:51 PM Flag Quote & Reply

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