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ready? set . . . GO! first one to page 150 wins luke i am your father - Darth Vadar (Star Wars Episode 5 Empire Strikes Back) [Rank: Awesome] | |
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-- in soviet russia you dont fire torpedos torpedos fire you
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"I see you!!!" - Souron (Lord of the rings) [Rank: Awesome, and funny!] | |
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hero,villain,conqueror,savior you are all these things revan and yet you are nothing - Darth Malak (Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 1) [Rank: Awesome] | |
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oh yeah i forgot to meantion that the qoutes can be from any game and any movie | |
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"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb." Dark Helmet(Spaceballs)
[Rank: Awesome and funny]
Mod Edit: I finally fixed it pred : P | |
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''my foot, coming soon to an ass near you'' -ME BIATCH | |
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dipshit? did you just call mau a dipshit? - John Carter (Terminator 2 Jugement Day) [Rank: Funny] | |
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so we finally really did it you MANIACS! you blew it up damn you GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!! - Charlton Heston . . . (Planet of the Apes Original) [Rank: Awesome] | |
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You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! - Dennis, the commune peasent (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) | |
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God? No, I'm not God. But I'm a close second. - Kane, Ending of Tiberian Sun Rule of thumb, Hassan. You can't kill the Messiah. - Kane, Tiberian Sun
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"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." - Han Solo (Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope) [Ranks: Awesome and Funny] | |
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-- The reputation of a thousand years may be determined by the conduct of one hour.
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I have a bad feeling about this- Han Solo (Star Wars IV: A New Hope) [Rank]: Awesome] | |
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it puts the loation on the skin and puts it in the basket - Buffalo Bill (Joe Dirt) [Rank: Funny] | |
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i dont hate you - Turret (Portal) [Rank: Funny] | |
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Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it! Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin. Dark Helmet: Who is he? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir. Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole! Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole! Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway? [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand] Entire Bridge Crew: Yo! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down] Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
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LMFAO at that last one. | |
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bros bbq taste so good makes you wanna SLAP YO MOMA - Elroy (Friday After Next) [Rank: Funny] | |
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"Ah yes, it's a lot like 'Star Trek: The Next Generation'. In many ways it's superior but will never be as recognized as the original." -Wayne- Wayne's World
"Okay... First I'll access the secret military spy satelite that is in geosynchronous orbit over the midwest. Then I'll ID the limo by the vanity plate "MR. BIGGG" and get his approximate position. Then I'll reposition the transmission dish on the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit WESTAR-4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal down into the Azores, up to COMSAT-6, beam it back to SATCOM-3 transponder number 137 and down on the dish on the back of Mr. Big's limo. It's almost too easy." -Garth- Wayne's World
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" this is not vengence, revenge is not a valid motive, its an emotional response....... no not vengence...... punishment " -Frank Castle a.k.a. The Punisher- The Punisher (2004) | |
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You got knocked the fuck out - smokey (Friday) [Rank:Funny] | |
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-- I do not dream I acheive.
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